Can you believe that one of Shirley’s sons actually stood there and told the crowd gathered on the other side of the curtain that he is actually a malpractice lawyer and not to tell anyone?
Oh, if only my mouth would work. My eyes are unfocused. My ears are ringing (as per side-effect listed elsewhere). My hair is having a bad day.
I would out you, Carl or whatever your name is. You are a bloated boastful invisible gadfly. Just one more side-effect that will eventually fade. Like Shirley.